crabbyjammies:

gymnosofi:

mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.

PLEASE READ

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paintedmischief:

im so fucking done

HA!

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"My Destiny Rules Everything Around Me! DREAM! GET THE MONEY! Dolla dolla bills yall!" New Pharoahe Monch album! I complete forgot you came out this week. So unbelievably how right now! #RealHipHop #Music #Rap #hiphop #emcee #lyrics #PharoaheMonch #TalibKweli #legends #goodmusic #Dream #quote #musicquote #vibin #np #nowplaying #destiny #CREAM

i-r-confused:

blenders-in-a-puppy:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-mischief-manager:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

It rises at the crack of dawn?

it disappears at night?

direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?

it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?

nobody will ever touch it? 

And that is what we call an epic backfire

(via officialfrenchtoast)

Those two cars are completely blocked in this fence. I wish I could be there when their owners get back and see there’s no way out and no one to let them out haha #lockeduptheywontletyouout #talkaboutabadwaytoendtheday #authorizedpersonnelonly #areyouauthorized? #no? #sucksforyou! #funny #hilarious #badday #tooweak

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

I should not of laughed as hard as i did!

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momcrotch:

how about getting stabbed

That’s on the list of “4 WORST THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN.”

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nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

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caleatkinson:

The Adventures of Batman and Bear-Robin!
In Gif form! :P

Cale Atkinson [website | tumblr | twitter | etsy]

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