MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Let’s check the scoreboard…
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I’m just a romantic
masquerading as a pessimistic whose inner schizophrenic optimist is choking the life out of his alternate realist personality disorder…
What the Hell???
Okay maybe it’s my fault for going on WorldStar again but seriously, are there any “good” people anymore. Another video of a girl cheating on her boyfriend with two dudes while on the phone with him. That’s just straight up intentional disrespect to say the least. I mean I know a lot of guys aint saints but is there any respect for relationships anymore? Damn.
I’ve always been the kind of guy that one day hoped to be in a meaningful, trusting, real relationship like my grandparents had but I’m starting to believe it’s not possible anymore. It’s not like I’m looking to get married or anything. But I am old enough to know my next relationship could be my last relationship.
I’m starting to wonder if it’s even worth hoping for one day. So far…most evidence points to no. It’s damn near impossible to believe I can trust anyone new I meet these days…
I Am The Challenger ›
my theory on what the government plans on doing if that zombie apocalypse thing is true
true true…not that Stewie is still not hilarious I just wish he’d still try and kill Lois every once in a while…I miss hearin’, “BLAST!!!! Vile woman!” lol
So I didn’t know that fucking dragons existed. Just look at them. Just fucking look.
They hide under a disguise of feathers and call themselves bearded vultures. But I see through their lies.
Want one as a pet? Well they’d be $9000 dollars, but that’s hypothetical because you simply cannot have one. Also, they like to eat dead parrots and dolphins and that’s out of your budget too. Ablubblubbloo…
(via murpheyslawyer)
Once upon a time, there came a day, a day unlike any other… when Earth’s mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat… to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand… on that day, The Avengers were born.
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